Assistant Manager/Cuba
Hours: 5 days/week rotating shifts
We are searching for an Assistant Manager for our McDonald’s restaurant located on the United Stated Naval base in Cuba. Candidates must have restaurant Management experience, posess a valid United States passport, and be willing to relocate to Cuba.
The outrage!  The United States continues to export its imperialism and torture around the [...]

bbc.com – A former US congressman famously caught with $90,000 (£54,000) in cash in his freezer, has been sentenced to 13 years for bribery and money laundering.
William Jefferson, a Louisiana Democrat who served for nearly 20 years, was convicted in August of taking hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes.
The 62-year-old was also found guilty [...]

boston.com – The three challengers to Attorney General Martha Coakley have been eager for more debates with the perceived front-runner in the US Senate race, and they have asked for them pointedly — none more than Alan Khazei.
Khazei, after challenging Coakley on that point in a radio debate this morning, this afternoon turned to a [...]

Separated at birth:, The Childcatcher (from the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang), the most loyal servant to the Baron and Baroness Bomburst of Vulgaria, and Charles Krauthammer, The Washington Post’s conservative columnist.
It could have happened!
BTW – When I first dreamed of being a comedy news blogger I couldn’t wait to make this comparison.

Washington Examiner – Two U.S. Secret Service armored vehicles used to protect Vice President Biden struck and killed a pedestrian in Temple Hills early Wednesday morning, authorities said.
The vehicles were traveling together from Andrews Air Force Base at about 2:30 a.m. when the pedestrian was hit at the intersection of Suitland Parkway and Naylor Road [...]