Separated at birth:, The Childcatcher (from the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang), the most loyal servant to the Baron and Baroness Bomburst of Vulgaria, and Charles Krauthammer, The Washington Post’s conservative columnist.
It could have happened!
BTW – When I first dreamed of being a comedy news blogger I couldn’t wait to make this comparison.

Washington Examiner – Two U.S. Secret Service armored vehicles used to protect Vice President Biden struck and killed a pedestrian in Temple Hills early Wednesday morning, authorities said.
The vehicles were traveling together from Andrews Air Force Base at about 2:30 a.m. when the pedestrian was hit at the intersection of Suitland Parkway and Naylor Road [...]

The Republican – Rep. Patrick Kennedy says he finds comments by Rhode Island’s Roman Catholic bishop questioning his faith “very disconcerting.”
Kennedy, a Catholic, had planned to meet Thursday with Providence Bishop Thomas Tobin to discuss abortion and the health care debate. The bishop’s office announced Monday that the meeting was postponed indefinitely by mutual agreement.
Kennedy [...]

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dailyherald.com – A pilot for a United Airlines flight from London’s Heathrow airport was arrested after a breath test showed he had exceeded the legal limit for alcohol, police said.
The 51-year-old pilot was arrested at the airport at 12:30 p.m. local time yesterday, said a London Metropolitan Police spokesman, who [...]

BOSTON (FOX25, myfoxboston) – FOX25 has learned that Congressman Barney Frank was present during a marijuana arrest at James Ready’s home in Ogunquit, Maine.  Ready is well-known for his relationship with Congressman Frank.
According to a police report, police charged Ready with marijuana possession, cultivation and use of drug paraphernalia in August of 2007.  Ready admitted [...]