Assistant Manager/Cuba

Hours: 5 days/week rotating shifts

We are searching for an Assistant Manager for our McDonald’s restaurant located on the United Stated Naval base in Cuba. Candidates must have restaurant Management experience, posess a valid United States passport, and be willing to relocate to Cuba.

The outrage!  The United States continues to export its imperialism and torture around the world.  It’s pretty clear this is another torture tool used by the U.S.

You might as well make the job requirements to include the ability to pour boiling hot canola oil down the throats of Gitmo prisoners, stuff french fries under the finger nails of terrorists, and using milk shakes to water board the enemy.

These poor prisoners have been subjected to movie night, high tech fitness equipment, video games, and now this!  What’s next?  A Starbucks?  I can see it now making the combatants drink a grande half-caf cinnamon spice mocha with non-fat soy milk and telling them it has regular milk with fat.  Gasp!

-Gipper’s Ghost

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